June 2009
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Improper elevator etiquette
toldorknown:
langer:
entering an ascending elevator after me and selecting a floor below mine
entering a descending elevator after me and selecting a floor above mine
entering an ascending or descending elevator wearing pungent cologne and/or perfume
asking me to hold the door for you
asking me to push the button for your floor
bringing your St. Bernard on the elevator
allowing your St....
Me: Wow, look at that lady. She's walking with her feet pointed outward at 45-degree angles.
Amy: Whoa, yeah.
Me: It's like the opposite of pigeon-toed. What do you call that?
Amy: Penguin-toed?
Name Anagram
According to this website, my full name has tons of anagrams.
The one that stuck out to me most was “Hardback Snob Moll,” which I assume means a female criminal who feels that hardcover books are superior to all others.
It’s like it knows me!
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– Carl Sagan, The Demon-Haunted World
