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Improper elevator etiquette

toldorknown:

langer:

  • entering an ascending elevator after me and selecting a floor below mine
  • entering a descending elevator after me and selecting a floor above mine
  • entering an ascending or descending elevator wearing pungent cologne and/or perfume
  • asking me to hold the door for you
  • asking me to push the button for your floor
  • bringing your St. Bernard on the elevator
  • allowing your St. Bernard to sniff my crotch while on the elevator
This is an incomplete list. Expect future revisions.
  • talking to me when I’m wearing earphones
  • talking to me when I’m not wearing earphones
  • Waiting directly in front of the doors and being surprised when I try to exit the elevator before you can enter
(Reblogged from toldorknown)

Notes

  1. moresmitten reblogged this from langer
  2. smartgoat reblogged this from toldorknown and added:
    entering an elevator while obviously in good health and taking it for ONE floor.
  3. marshallbock reblogged this from toldorknown and added:
    Waiting directly in front of the doors and being surprised when I try to exit the elevator before you can enter
  4. toldorknown reblogged this from langer and added:
    earphones talking...when I’m not wearing earphones
  5. langer posted this